Wormed-brained attendees at Donald Trump’s Social Media Summit have been handled to almost an hour of him complaining about not getting sufficient engagement on his tweets, slamming the media for reporting on his spelling and grammar errors, and a flurry of different grievances about socialism, antifa, and far, far more. Briefly: It was hell!!!!
Among the many attendees have been Donald Trump Jr., his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, the Trump-loving YouTube begins Diamond & Silk, Pleasure Villa, the singer who wears MAGA clothes, plagiarist Benny Johnson, and Rest room Paper USA’s Charlie Kirk. Trump additionally shouted out a number of the lawmakers in attendances, amongst them, Dan Crenshaw, Josh Hawley, and Matt Gaetz, simply a number of the worst folks on Twitter.
“Some of you are extraordinary,” Trump instructed the group. “I can’t say everybody…the crap you think of is unbelievable.”
Apparently that was meant as a praise!
Trump spent a lot of his rambling, semi-incoherent remarks largely railing towards the Twitter, which he accused of manipulating numbers when he is aware of he’s posted a “beauty” of a tweet.
“I notice things happening…when I put out something, a good [tweet], that people like….it used to go up,” the president mentioned, earlier than itemizing off a non-sequential listing of assorted totally different numbers he’s apparently seen flash earlier than his eyes. “It goes up, then they take it down.”
He additionally railed towards the mainstream media, CNN particularly, for noting when he makes (frequent) spelling and grammar errors in his tweets, saying, “I’m actually a good speller…the fingers aren’t as good as the brain.”
Not for nothing, however a number of the right-wing personalities invited to the occasion additionally tweeted indicators of posters put out for the rally which featured, you guessed it, spelling and grammar errors.
When Trump opened the occasion up for questions—the primary of which went to Sebastian Gorka, who labored in his White Home earlier than it was reported he had deeply bizarre white supremacist ties—the White Home lower the reside stream, and reporters tweeted that they have been escorted out of the room.
My mind feels fairly unhealthy after enduring this shitshow. So, to do that factor justice, right here’s a listing of JUST SOME of the opposite insane issues Trump mentioned.
How did Trump come to be such a fan of Diamond & Silk?
Melania, I guess! Trump mentioned that his spouse instructed him: “I see these two beautiful women, African American women, on television.”
“You have to see these women, they’re incredible, they’re genius,” Trump recounted her saying. He additionally introduced the ladies on stage after saying “I love them.”
Uhhhhh he apparently hates flies, quite a bit
I can’t make this up: A fly (actual or imagined) caught his eye through the remarks.
“How did a fly get into the White House? I don’t like flies, I don’t like flies!” Trump mentioned.
What occurred when Arnold Schwarzenegger took over at The Apprentice?
“He died,” Trump repeatedly mentioned. The information strikes so quick as of late!
RED SCARE REDUX
Trump’s warned of the pink menace earlier than, however he put a finer level on it right this moment.
“What they’re looking at is pure socialism, or worse, there’s a word called communism,” he instructed the group. Right here’s hoping, buddy!!!!
TRUMP HAIR RAELLLL
He gained’t cease speaking concerning the large Fourth of July mess, however mentioned the heavy rains that day proved his hair is, in actual fact, actual.
“They learned it was real hair that day,” he mentioned.
BRAIN SPUTTERING OXYGEN DEPLETING SCOOTER LIBBY?? ANTIFA TINY ARMS????
I pray for candy aid.